We makes a feast of Indian food tonight. The bread maker makes naan bread dough. Go naan go!


Fine print - who needs it? Just bung it in the oven when the rice gets turned on.


That's not a knife. THIS is a knife.


Ah, delicious rogan josh sauce. No, does not make hair grow back. At least, not on the head...


Let the feasting commence!


Oooog. It commenced alright.